Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who is not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is well employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
"Last One" The Female Prayer
Member #: 28247
Registered: 1/21/2004
Posted:
28
Company:
Precision Fiber Construction LLC
Occupation:
Aerial Construction
Location:
LaGrange GA
Personal:
mid 40s
Experience:
~28 years
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