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> when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
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> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
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> The old man replied, "It's fart football."
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> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
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> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
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> "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
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> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
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> "Touchdown, tie score."
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> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
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> "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
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> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
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> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
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> and accidentally poops in the bed.
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> The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
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> The old man says, "Half time, switch sides.....
