Whatever you do, DON'T LET THEM KNOW YOU FOUND THIS! It could be CURTAINS FOR THE FREE WORLD! For gosh sakes, man, empires have been built and destroyed looking for this THING! IT'S EVIL!!! EVIL ABSOLUTE!! Hide it! Bury it! DON'T LET THEM FIND IT!!!!
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