> > >Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
> > >
> > >When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
>
> > >Heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
>
> > >So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
>
> > >It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
> > >try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
>
> > >Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
>
> > >St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for
> > >stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
>
> > >The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
> > >along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
> > >extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment
> > >as for the first woman.
>
> > >The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
> > >chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful
> > >where she steps.
>
> > >She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one
> > >day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has
> > >ever laid eyes on... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
>
> > >St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>
> > >The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
> > >to you for all of eternity?"
> > >
> > >
> > >The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Don't step on the Duck...
Member #: 39413
Registered: 7/18/2005
Posted:
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Name:
Wm Terry
Name:
Wm Terry
Company:
W.T. Associates
Occupation:
Owner / Retired
Location:
UpState New York
Personal:
mid 60s
Experience:
~44 years
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