CABL Forum - Having a Bad Day?????

>When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it
>out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
>someone you don't know.
>
>It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a
phone
>call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
>
>A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is
Stephen. May I
>please speak with Robin Carter"? Suddenly, the phone was slammed down
on me
> I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
>
>I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had
transposed the
>last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
>to call the 'wrong' number again When the same guy answered the phone, I
>yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down
with the
>word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
>
>Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
day, I'd
>call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.
>
>When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
calling
>would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
>Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're
>interested in the Caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the
>phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
>asshole!"
>
>One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
spot. Some
>guy in a black BMW M3 cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently
>waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
spot.
> The idiot ignored me and then stuck his middle finger out the window and
>waved it around. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in his car
window, so I
>wrote down his number.
>
>A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, ( I had his
>number on speed dial ), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
>
>I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW M3 for sale?" "Yes, it is."
>
>"Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th
Street
> It's a very modern white house, and the car's parked right out in
front."
>
>"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.
>
>"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
>
>"I'm home every evening after five."
>
>"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
>
>"Yes?"
>
>"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my
speed
>dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
>
>But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it
used
>to be. So, I came up with an idea.
>
>I called Asshole #1. "Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't
hang up
>) "Are you still there?" he asked.
>
>"Yeah," I said.
>
>"Stop calling me," he screamed.
>
>"Make me," I said.
>
>"Who are you?" he asked.
>
>"My name is Don Burgemeyer."
>
>"Yeah? Where do you live?"
>
>"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a white house, and to make easy
>for you, my black BMW M3 is parked in front."
>
>He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
>your prayers."
>
>I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole. Bring your lunch!"
>
>Then I called Asshole #2.
>
>"Hello?" he said.
>
>"Hello, asshole," I said.
>
>He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"
>
>"You'll what?" I said.
>
>"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
>
>I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now."
>
>Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
>1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay
>lover.
>
>Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
>Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
street. There I
>saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad
>cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
>
>NOW, I feel better. This anger management thing really works!!

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