"A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The current hurricane mess and
gasoline issues are proof that it exists. The new element has been named
"Governmentium", (Gv) with one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88
deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312. ! These 312 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles
called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However,
it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take
over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a
second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not
decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as
Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons."
Governmentium.
Member #: 34570
Registered: 11/22/2004
Posted:
2050
Name:
Dan Gerson
Name:
Dan Gerson
Company:
No mas cable
Occupation:
Paying bills
Location:
Sunny SW Florida.
Personal:
early 60s
Experience:
~28 years
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