Dave - I loved your spin on the guy thing, so here is the woman version:
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves (eeewwww!! gross!).
7. If we forget! to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
10. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
11. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
12. We will never regret piercing our ears
13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
14. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Have a great day!
It's good to be a woman...
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Name:
Denise
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Location:
On top of the hill in Forestville (NY).
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