Little Red Riding
Hood is skipping down the road, when
she sees a
big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the
wolf again and this time
he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road
Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and
screams,
"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to
shit!"
Later,
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