Here is one to start---
There's a kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood.
Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that.
When he walks in the house his mother, who was watching him through the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."
The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.
Then the boy says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"
