A gal sent this to me.......
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to
sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and
strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he
speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully
employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and
opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man
who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my
behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my
very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Amen.
Later,
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