"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"
Joe could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
Joe simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"
Joe finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back... "WOULD THE A$$ HOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!
