In sheer panic and fearing that he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all.
Jesse did and replied, "That tasted like bull sh--!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
