Top 30 Things That You Will Never Hear a Georgia Boy Say.....
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> 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
> 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> 26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23.
> Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians.
> 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
> 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
> 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor continued...
> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 13 Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> 12. The tires on that truck are too big.
> 11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
> 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> 09. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> 08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> 07. Checkmate.
> 06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
> 05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> 04. I don't have a favorite college team.
> 03. You Guys.
> 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
> 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!