So this Saturday, at 4 pm Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked, to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not taliban, & to demonstrate that they think it's OK to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women.
Since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists, & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America! Home of the Free, because of the Brave!
