Got this in my email today - thought everyone could use a chuckle.
*COWS*
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a
cow.
*CONSTITUTION*
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years, and, heck, we're not using it any more.
*COMMANDMENTS (as in "10")*
Want to know the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians! It creates a hostile working environment.
The 3 Cs
Member #: 16660
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
1135
Name:
Denise
Company:
DAZ Enterprises
Occupation:
Bookkeeper/MT/MOM/WIFE/GRANDMA/GAL FRIDAY, ETC
Location:
On top of the hill in Forestville (NY).
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