"hold on, il will check my email-but I have to flush first"
"hey-our server has gone down the toilet, and it is a good thing"
"I cannot receive high speed internet because I only have a septic tank"
"Fiber is not only a nutrition any more, this time it comes back at ya-but both still speed up the process-incomming and outgoing"
"High speed metamucil"
"recycle bin has a whole different meaning"
"Sir; Phone call from Mr. SCHITT, line one"
"my high speed stinks!"
"what if the alligators in the sewer eat up my connectivity"
I could go on, but am gonna watch the "SUPER bowl"- (not the one mentioned above.)
