little indian boy goes up to the chief of the tribe and asks" Chief, how do you name the children of this tribe?" The chief looked down at the boy and answered, "well if I see an eagle flying in the sky the day a child is born I name that child Eagle In The Sky, if I see a bear in the stream the day a child is born I name it Bear In The Stream" then he looked down at the boy and asked, "Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing?"
it's easyer to ask for forgiveness than permission
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