They all three arrived at the Pearly gate together. The Angel asked them to please take a seat and fill out baground history form, which basically asked age/sex/marital status/religous domination,career status, and life time goal.
The Republican-- 57/m/devoted husband of 34yrs/Southern Baptist for 43 years/ to serve my country in a Godly way.
The Methodist Preacher--42/m/ selevent to my lord/Methodist/Preacher of the Holy Bible for 26yrs/ To pass the word of God and to educate in Jesus's name
The S/ithead Lineman--Old enough to drink/anytime I can get it/2 Ole ladies in Houston, One in Texarkana,and one over in Louisiana/In God I trust; Everybody else pay cash/ 25 ft daredevil has clumb-sum poles/Money.
The Angel sent the three reports to God and God immediatly came hurdly through the gates and grasp the Lineman with one powerful wisk of wind pulled the lineman through the gates to heaven.
Both the Politician & preacher were so annoyed they demanded an immediate answer from the Angel. She didnt know what to really say so she paged God.
GODS REPLY---------Thus my 2 sons you have been so loyal and faithful, I then respect that you both understand that if I did not grasp the Lineman. thus he may probably//DRAG UP AND LEAVE
