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Re: One for the Women, But not Sure its true



God told Adam.......I am going to make the perfect companion for you. She will cook all your food. She will give you sex when ever you want it. She will never gripe or complain. She will let you watch football or nascar whenever you want. She will never ask about your feelings and will always understand when you are gone hunting all season. She will always have a beer ready for you when you come home from work. She will never get fat or out of shape and will always think your beer belly is sexy.

Adam said...... WOW thats great what is this going to cost me??

God Answered...... An arm & a leg.

Adam said...... Oh......what can i get for one of these spare ribs???


As St. Paul always says....... Now you know the REST ...of the story.
Of course that's just my opinion.... I could be wrong
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