I heard a funny joke the other day, this lineman walks into a whore house, slaps $500. on the counter and says, "I would like the uglyest girl you have here and a ham sandwich." The lady commented, "For 500 you could have the best girl in the place!" The line replyed, "Hey look, I'm not horny, I'm Home sick."
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