I hate to laugh at your pain. But it sounds like something I would have done so I feel I can laugh without too much abash.That has to be one of the funniest stories I have read on here in a while. I was ROFLMFAO. Sir I salute you for the size of the things that you lost. They had to be big to even try that in the first place.
And as far as ever finding them again... did you ever think that is what the cat was meowing for? Wanting to know if there was a 2nd serving of Man Frys a.k.a. Mountian Oysters human style.
Great entertaining story.......truth is stranger than fiction.
