Good Bye Rodney...heres a few good one liners in his memeory:
*I worked at a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.
*I ask my old man if I could go ice skating on the lake. He told me "Wait 'till it gets warmer"!
*When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up!
*One year they wanted to make me a poster child..."for birth control"!
*When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me!
*During sex my wife always like to talk to me. Just last night she called me from a motel.
*When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look twins"!
*I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Good Bye Mr. Dangerfield. You finally "got some respect"!
God Bless! We'll miss ya!
Re: A few one liners in Rodneys memory!
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chet kincade
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Chet Kincade
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