A real dawg would get a bashlin outfit [hooks and belt] and save some "hard earned" money. Sounds like you are a whining, snivelly nosed, tampax wearing bucket baby! Your boyfriend, girlfriend or wife is conceivably the only person in your life that has the balls big enough to post an ad like that.
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